Tofu-sk8er's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Till death do us part]

I'm breathless...

Most hard-hitting flash I've ever seen...

Sweet graphics...maybe a little too cartoonish for the type of movie...but hey, it's your style...Backgrounds were beautifull and facial expressions were great...(oh yeah and those kinda "paintings" were beautifull too...)

So violent it made me shiver...I don't like violence for no reason...but this...this...it's like a freakin' documentary...absolutely awesome...

Excellent choice of song, couldn't have thought of anything better...And the synchro was perfect too.

I loved it man...I've been wanting to make a video similar to this for so long, but never really got into making it...

I admire your work...the only thing I might have added if it was my movie...is I dunno, maybe some dialogue or something, and also some kind of links or a text with more elaborate information about the subject...cuz without that, it's mostly a bunch of pointless violence...

Anyway, good job...

- tofu_sk8er -

[Ultimate Skater]

Nobody's good at everything...

But everybody's good at something...Stick with the skateboarding man, your flash is really bad...I mean, can you at least notice what's wrong with your animation? You're supposed to take your time when you animate, you should work on it until it's exactly how you WANT IT TO BE...If you wanted it this way...I guess you just have bad taste...or you've been influcenced by so weeeeeeiiiiiird skating...

-tofu_sk8er-

[Gettin Bagged on a rail!!]

Waaaouuu waaaouuu waaaouu...

Man, this ain't the best skate movie on NG, but I gotta say...
FINALLY A SKATE MOVIE WITHOUT FUCKING STICKS!!!
Make another (real) one please...
Oh yeah, and it was pretty funny lol...

-tofu_sk8er-

P.S. I can't believe this was turd of the week, there's at least one fucking stick skating movie on the portal EACH DAY, damn, they're the ones who should be turd of the week...

[skate]

2 major errors found in most skate movies on NG:

1: STICKS (someone please kill them)
2: UNREALISTIC (dude, do you think it's fun to see a stick skate doing like a...dude WTF was it anyway? He did like a 1080 triple kickflip down the set of stairs (I'm not even sure if they were stairs...) watching that kind of crap is as fun as something unrealistic like...huh...watching a chicken lay a purple egg...)

Oh yeah and HaLyCon, there is ABSOLUTELY NO old skool stuff in there, the closest you could get to old skool, is the little freestyle session...And freestyle's dead by the way...

-Tofu_sk8er-

grlsmacker responds:

Freestyles dead?Thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.i Alawys thought skateboarding was about doin whatever you liked.Maybe you like tech tricks better.Maybe you like halfpipes,but as long as people keep skating how they want freestyle,old skool,and yes even sidewalk surfing will never be dead.
-alec

[i hate domokun]

The guy in that suit is one lucky bastard...

Even though this ain't flash and it pisses everyone off, this deserves to stay on NG. It's funny as hell and anyway...Domo-Kun is ALWAYS welcome to NG!

[Sk8boarder Vs Rollerbladr]

Dude...tu fait honte au Québec...

Lol I'm kidding, but man why sticks? And why a little stick fight at the end? Think when you make a flash movie...try to find some GOOD and ORIGINAL ideas...something that was NEVER done before. Or if you REALLY wanna do a skating movie, don't make sticks! Make real people, that do REALISTIC tricks. I know it takes longer, but that'll be a good excuse to make short animations! Good luck 'bro.

-Tofu_sk8er-

KillerZ69 responds:

Ton animation de skate n'est pas meilleur je dois dire, un 180...
Mais j'accepte toute les remarques.
Cho

[Fred the Alien #1]

SOOOOOOOOOO STYLISH!!!

Holly crap, dude that was so stylish. I can't believe how fast your flash skillz are growing. Good job, just make it a little longer, with some background music or something. Everything else was P-E-R-F-E-C-T. (good job on the lighting effects where he shoots the huge laser).

[X Games Skateboarding]

X Games???

Dude, why did you call it X Games skateboarding? Anyone who has half-a-brain knows that the X Games are fucking bullshit. Yeah whatever, about your movie, well hehh...it wasn't as bad as other stick skateboarding movies, but it was still a STICK SKATEBOARDING MOVIE. Don't you understand? We DON'T WANT that shit here. And yeah the ice cream stand made me laugh.

P.S. If you did only one thing right in this movie, it's probably not killing the guy at the end, like many other STICK SKATEBOARDING MOVIES!!!

-tofu_sk8er-

[Freaks X]

Just what I expected...

from someone who listens to KoRn, lol. A sick, violent and twisted animation. :p

[Qi]

Good graphics don't always give a good movie...

First off, congrats on the graphics. They were absolutely stunning. The music was also very appropriate. Although your movie had these kickass elements, I think there's a lack of sens...Yeah of course the story was probably all made in your mind, but we can't guess what you were thinking. Elaborate, and don't be shy to put in as many details a possible for us to understand. If you DIDN'T have any plot to it then...that's what you should concentrate on your next movie...Maybe you think all the Newgrounds users appreciate only stupid stickmen, DBZ and pointless gore and violence, but you're wrong, some of us appreciate a good complex story...exactly what yours needed. So two thumbs up for the graphics but think about a story...Seeya

-tofu_sk8er-

(The artistic side was awesome though :D)

Narcissus responds:

There is a definite plot, but I have only very superficially described it in the 'Extras' section in the main menu.

I wanted to leave as much to the viewer's interpretation. Whether you want to do an in-depth Jungian analysis or just watch a colorful movie, I am sure any one can enjoy this. :)